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Prisoner zero has escaped

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repeat after me: 

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention
there is nothing wrong with wanting human contact
there is nothing wrong with wanting validation for your existence 
there is nothing wrong with wanting your hard work to be recognized

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention

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"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

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I think it is right that I should make decisions about my own body. I think it is right that women be involved on my behalf in the policies and decisions that affect my life. I think it is right that socially, I am afforded the same respect as men."

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Hamster make breakfast


Hamster drive car


Hamster make tea with frend


Hamster plan dinner party


Hamster have Birfday


Hamster love life


Hamster happy to be live


Hamster love you


hamster cannibalize their own young

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but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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yall mocking amanda bynes for her public struggle with mental illnesses while being all tagging trigger warning n shit becuase you “care about other peoples illnesses and safety” i see you and i can smell your fake ass miles away and i dont appreciate this stinky concept 

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People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.
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I WANT 36,000 DOGS

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bittersweet--butterflies asked: What is the last episode of Danny Phantom?


there is no last episode (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change


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Fenris: You must hate the darkspawn, after what they did to your home.
Bethany: They are mindless. What is there to blame? That'd be like Isabela hating the weather for taking her ship.
Fenris: That's... an interesting perspective.
Isabela: Stupid weather.
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do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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assassinate me with your thighs idc i’d totally be into it