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permissiontogoafterhim:

film vs. gag reel

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disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

its defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.

i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  

eyes too sleepy.

tummy too wiggly.

i don’t want any of this.

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bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

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emthroney:

wholockpotter67:

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…They are no longer friends.

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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allergictosmallknives:

animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

I love this asshole and I’m not even sorry.

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goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK

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hootsweets:

little-miss-boxie:

Honestly not that hard.


Wise words!

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webofgoodnews:

Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

Image sources: 1, 2

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING